Adopting a storytelling approach, this article unravels the intricate narratives of cooperation, competition, and distrust that define the interactions between Serbia, China, and the European Union. Using on-site observations and personal narratives, the article vividly portrays the complexities and nuances of Serbia’s multifaceted relationships with key global actors. It provides stakeholders with a nuanced understanding, enabling informed and conscientious decision-making. The contrasting approaches of China and the European Union toward Serbia highlight a strategic opportunity for the country, which can--and does--exploit the rivalry to its own advantage by balancing the two against each other.As the largest country in the Western Balkans, Serbia has a long and complex historical relationship with its neighbors and the European Union. It is a critical actor for major powers seeking to engage in the region and is occasionally described as Europe’s “inner courtyard” due to its pivotal geographical and strategic role. Serbia’s significance in this geopolitical puzzle cannot be underestimated. It is not merely a result of its status as the largest country in the Western Balkans; rather, its importance transcends geographic considerations.